Easily Amused Middle-Aged Woman, Meltdown In Progress
Just as the name implies I am an easily amused, 51 year old woman, in the middle of the biggest meltdown of my life. Enjoy the ride! Don't say I didn't warn you. And for those of you wondering, yes I am planning on living to be 102 years old. I also happen to be the funniest person I know, seriously...refer back to "easily amused". Therefore, let's begin and see where this shall take us.
I currently find myself way too far north for my taste after being raised and living the majority of my life in Texas. I have sat for 6 of the 8 months I have been here looking out the window at piles of cold, nasty white shit. The same white stuff I miraculously looked at back in October, smiled, grabbed a book, and a cup of cocoa and snuggled in for what I thought would be a magical time of my life. NOT. Add to that the fact that I spend the majority of my time ALONE. Thus the breakdown part...are you following me so far?
I will cover internet dating, having found no other viable option in the area. Seriously. Who wants to take a shower, get dressed, do your hair, put on make-up only to step outside when your date gets there to fall face first in the now. Not this woman... I chose to internet date while sitting at the computer drinking same said cocoa, in my boy shorts and whiling away the hours warm and cozy. The whole internet dating ordeal took all of five weeks but I have stories and made memories I can share for the rest of my life. Outcome to be revealed at a later date.
Other blog post titles include; "Enter the Cat", "The Names Have Been Changed to Protect the Innocent", "For Goodness Sake Use Spellcheck", "My Trip Around the World... Or Just to the Bathroom", "Healthcare Debate, or Rather When Will My Gut Explode", "My Mother's Body Control Slip, aka Hat's For The Dogs" and I am sure many others. Refer back to "spends majority of my time alone".
At any rate I hope y'all have fun and if you came in crying over internet dating, I hope you leave laughing and with hope back in your heart. It is possible. Outcome to be revealed at a later date.
Kathi
